The fox hunt didn’t go well for Mistress Lena Love, and she is in a furious frame of mind. “Why haven’t you completed all the housework in my absence?” she snaps at her new maid Victoria Summers, still holding her riding crop from the hunt. “You insolent girl, you deserve to have that bottom warmed! Ah, take my crop right from the flanks of my horse onto your ass!” SMACK SMACK SMACK! “And come to think of it, missy,” says Lena, “you’d make quite a good little steed yourself! Perhaps I’ll add ‘Giving Milady Horsie Rides’ to your list of daily duties! Ha-ha!”
