“Yes, thank you for coming here promptly, Miss Fox. Helena, I believe your first name is? You may call me Mr. Hardy. Well, according to this disciplinary report, it looks as if you are not doing your job very well here at Cosmological Widgets and Wazoos Inc. Firstly we are getting complaints of boners caused in the male staff thanks to you parading around the office in your short skirts and thigh high stockings. How is the testosterone-heavy portion of our work force supposed to concentrate when you are making the blood flood from their brains into their balls? I must take disciplinary…dis…ci..pl…my, my, Miss Fox, you do have quite a lovely der…
